First I press the button by the lift door
Then I tell the operator fifth floor
When we get to five sometimes I decide
To skibble up the stairs and wait outside the lift at floor eight
 
When the lift arrives at the eighth floor
You should see their faces at the lift door
That’s when I decide to take another ride
12^th floor if you please ahuh huhuh huhuh huhuh
 
When we arrive I’m calm as you like
I stand there and don’t say a word
 
When we arrive at the twelfth floor
Then I skibble back down to the eighth floor
When the lift arrives you should see their eyes
Pop out of their heads as I calmly step inside