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He Goes Crazy

I don’t like school and so I have a tutor instead
His name is Philip and teaching has gone to his head
He goes crazy – I wish he’d leave me alone
He goes crazy – he’s always glad to go home
 
Here’s what gets Philip so angry it drives him insane
He says “that’s quite enough” then I repeat it the same
He goes crazy – “Stop it at once if you please”
He goes crazy – “That’s quite enough Eloise”
 
Hour after hour he’s spent teaching me French
He says alors nous commencerons
And I say alors nous commencerons back again
I say alors nous commencerons back again
 
Philip’s so boring I try not to listen to him
When he’s upset he can nearly jump out of his skin
He goes crazy – “Stop it at once if you please”
He goes crazy – “That’s quite enough Eloise”
 
Hour after hour he’s spent teaching me French
He says alors nous commencerons
And I say alors nous commencerons back again
I say alors nous commencerons back again
 
I don’t like school and so I have a tutor instead
His name is Philip and teaching has gone to his head
He goes crazy – “Settle down now if you please”
He goes crazy – “That’s quite enough Eloise”

He goes crazy – “Settle down now if you please”
He goes crazy – “That’s quite enough Eloise”