If you see Mr. Salamone – as you go on your way
If you see Mr. Salamone – please tell him I’m OK
I’ve asked them as the post desk – even asked the maitre’d
If you see Mr. Salamone – please say hello from me
 
If you see Mr Salamone – the manager if you please
Then you tell Mr Salamone that his friend Eloise
Has searched the hotel over – wherever could he be?
If you see Mr. Salamone – please say hello from me
 
Oh you might think he’s above concern for a misplaced coat or hat
But the Plaza Hotel’s reputation means it’s so much more than that
 
If you see Mr. Salamone – then would you be so kind
To please tell Mr. Salamone – he sure is hard to find
I’ve searched the hotel over wherever could he be
If you see Mr. Salamone – please say hello from me
 
In the hotel game he’s a real big name – like the captain of a ship
With the same responsibility but without so much as a ferry trip
 
If you see Mr. Salamone – as you go on your way
If you see Mr. Salamone – please tell him I’m OK
I’ve asked them as the post desk – even asked the maitre’d
If you see Mr. Salamone – please say hello from me
If you see Mr. Salamone – please say hello from me