Welcome to the hotel – have a wonderful stay
For any problem at all – should happen your way
Let one of us know – we’ll put it to right
We’re here for you 24/7 (that’s day and night)
 
Down here in the foyer – y’ever seen such a scene
This organisation’s – a well-oiled machine
There’s people from Argentina – all the way to Japan
Any problem at all, just give us a call
We do what we can
 
Gotta problem with a luggage truck
someone’s piling up by the elevator door
Gotta see to one complaint, from 308
With The key to 304
(We’ve been down this road before)
 
Welcome to the hotel – have a wonderful stay
For any problem at all – should happen your way
Let one of us know – we’ll put it to right
We’re here for you 24/7 day and night
 
They do their level best at the money desk
Changing roubles into rand
Even one request from a foreign guest
Not a soul could understand – (Not a soul could understand)
 
Welcome to the hotel – You’re gonna be fine
Can’t see a thing in the world between you – and a good time
No problem at all – its our mission to please
Enjoy your stay and by the way – I am Eloise
Enjoy your stay and by the way – I am Eloise